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May this be a lesson…

As you well know, myself and a friend of mine named Daniel have a very private club - so to speak - called WenDat. Well, in the name of WenDat Daniel and I decided to evaluate how many cans of Nestea we could drink.

First it started off with me drinking a Nestea because I was really thirsty, but then it led into Daniel suggesting we see who can drink one faster. We did that three times, with me being the obviously champion. The current Nestea count is at four for me, and three for Daniel. Finally being the feeble being he is, he called it quits and stated that he felt like throwing up. I provided a hardy laugh in his face.

To prove whatever point I felt like proving, I downed one more can of nestea. That’s five cans in five minutes. Now I began feeling it a little. once i got home, I changed at roughly 3:45 and at 4:00 I had to pee. This is completely normal for me, so I thought nothing of it. Then at 4:06 I had to pee again. And at 4:10. And at 4:13. And at 4: 17, 4:20, 4:24, etc. From 4:00 to 5:00 I had looked upon my porcelain throne over two dozen times. Heck, I think I must of released double of what five cans can hold.

Afterwards, my bladder felt like it was badly bruised, I apologized to my kidneys, and I felt bad for my heart burn suffering throat. I swore to never drink that much so quickly again.

And today in five minutes, I just polished off a Liter of strawberry milk. I think I have to pee…