GProgress

The drink from hell.

To begin a solid day of finding cures to the common boredom, the GProgress gang decided that a nice glass of our own mixture was needed. The drink came into being a couple weeks prior to this writing. We were sitting around eating a burger, when I noticed a bottle of lemon juice, and a bottle of lime juice. Daniel tried some out of both, and suggested to expand on them. The only logical choice was to put the following ingredients in:

• pickle juice
• soy sauce
• salt
• colored sprinkles
• garlic powder
• vinegar
• lemon juice
• lime juice

Looks delicious, right? So I made a drink for those in the GProgress crew, went to the sink, and we chugged it back. Daniel only got one sip in before he called it quits, but I took back the whole glass and let it slide down my throat. I paid for it by trying to cough and having only one long, unbroken piece of spit hanging from my mouth and a throbbing pain in my stomach. I felt like throwing up about five minutes after drinking what has now been dubbed, Loller Juice.

I highly suggest trying out this drink, although you cannot hold GProgress responsible for any death which may occur.