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According to the stars…my anus is bleeding.

After thinking of something to do with the Tucker name, I decided to give it a personality of it’s own. So I searched for sub-par websites that did “personality and Earth given name analysis”. Fortunately, I was able to find a site. The results matched how Tucker acts to the dot.

tucker:
You are an overly sensitive person, often falling into a savior-martyr role. You are very skeptical and have more than your share of bad luck. You are soft-hearted with a charitable nature. You are clever, inventive, imaginative and youthful. You enjoy socializing. You have good recuperative abilities. You are determined. You can be quite inventive and quite curious. You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions.

rutherford:
You enjoy a challenge. You can take thought-directed actions. You need to learn the meaning of true giving. You need to learn faith in place of fear. You work hard to achieve material success through your own efforts. You need to learn to be expressive. You are a person who cannot tolerate being misunderstood. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. You are naturally friendly. You can be the life of the party. You have a great deal of loyalty to those you love. You have much inner strength. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. You have a discriminating nature coupled with perseverance and family pride.

balasubramanium:
You have a tendency to resist change. Don’t miss opportunities for growth. You have a love of creature comforts, but must learn to handle money. You have much enthusiasm with a driving attitude toward achievement in life. You have a diplomatic flair to your nature. Equality and fairness are important to you. You have a need to be up front. You try to be prudent. You have good business acumen. You need to learn the meaning of true giving. There is a need to learn flexibility; a need to find your own identity. You have a lack of confidence in your mental abilities and do not like being forced into giving your opinion. You have a need to be up front. You are always involved with projects and things to do. You have a need to be up front. You can handle details well. You have a methodical mind. You are relatively demonstrative in your affections. You enjoy being stroked verbally and physically. You need to learn the meaning of true giving. You need to learn when to let go.

Of course, the only reason I was lucky in finding this was because my name - Zachary - ‘radiates’ extreme luck.