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The joys of edjuhmukasion. I’d advise you to lay down while reading this, it’ll give you a headache.

( 20:36:24 ) Me: Ever used Linux before?
( 20:36:33 ) David: DEVIL
( 20:36:36 ) David: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( 20:36:45 ) David: BACK BACK I SAY
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( 20:36:50 ) David: my uncle has linu
( 20:36:52 ) David: x
( 20:36:57 ) David: fucking penguin
( 20:37:01 ) David: im gonna eat that shit
( 20:37:08 ) Me: why don’t you like it?
( 20:37:15 ) Me: and which Distro was it?
( 20:37:36 ) David: i know nothing about Linus and his evil swedish corporation
( 20:38:03 ) Me: so…you’re blindly hating it for no reason, and without justification?
( 20:38:16 ) David: yes yes and YEEESSSS
( 20:38:48 ) David: anything that is free is not worth buying is what i say….UNLESS ITS FUCKING ONLINE PAYMENT FOR MMPORGS BASTARDS WITH THEIR PAYMENT I HATE YOUUUUUUU
( 20:40:04 ) Me: So, you’ve never even tried Linux before?
( 20:40:13 ) David: like i said my uncle has it
( 20:40:18 ) David: hes all like uber computer pro
( 20:40:31 ) David: he likes linux xus there is more freedom is u know hwo to use it
( 20:41:00 ) Me: yet you don’t?
( 20:41:23 ) David: not knowing and notcaring are two different things
( 20:41:35 ) Me: No, I mean you don’t like it.
( 20:41:39 ) David: i bought computer, came with windows, david is happy
( 20:41:45 ) Me: Still…you haven’t given me justification.
( 20:42:18 ) David: I will give u one, just if I cat ion lol a sentence
( 20:42:44 ) Me: Is it because it’s open source?
( 20:42:55 ) David: pretty much
( 20:42:58 ) David: too much updates
( 20:43:11 ) David: linux is like macintosh to me
( 20:43:23 ) Me: Damn Microsoft fanboy.
( 20:43:28 ) Me: <_ <
( 20:43:28 ) David: lol
( 20:43:34 ) Me: You. Die. Now.
( 20:43:41 ) David: HEIR GATES

( 20:43:49 ) Me: and lemme guess, you are an avid user of IE?
( 20:44:09 ) David: internet explorer? lmao
( 20:44:35 ) Me: yea
( 20:44:36 ) David: i use mozilla
( 20:44:41 ) Me: Oh thank god.
( 20:44:44 ) David: FUCKING EXPLORERR SUCK
( 20:44:49 ) Me: There is still some hope
( 20:44:58 ) David: mozilla is the only good thing out there
( 20:45:06 ) David: thats the only alternative i will ever use
( 20:45:15 ) Me: Now, ar you refering to the suite, or firefox?
( 20:45:18 ) Me: are*
( 20:45:25 ) David: i will buy a microsoft BBQ and burn penguins
( 20:45:28 ) David: Firefox
( 20:45:30 ) Me: ok
( 20:45:48 ) David: well on this computer i have IE but downstairs on my leet illegaly computr i have firefox
( 20:46:02 ) David: and Azureas
( 20:46:04 ) David: and devon tools
( 20:46:16 ) David: i loove illegal games
( 20:47:53 ) Me: so, you really like firefox huh?
( 20:48:01 ) David: yea
( 20:48:09 ) David: no popups more capabilities
( 20:48:16 ) Me: Did ya know that's open source?
( 20:48:17 ) David: easier to use
( 20:48:21 ) David: yea
( 20:48:26 ) David: but its wick
( 20:48:43 ) Me: but you said before you hate open source, because "too many updates"
( 20:48:54 ) David: well i dont update mozilla
( 20:49:17 ) David: i dont even to fucking windows updates
( 20:51:12 ) Me: You my sir, are an idiot.
( 20:51:44 ) David: *starts with a scream and fades away* AT LEAST I dont use linuuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
( 20:51:53 ) David: star wipe
( 20:51:55 ) David: and im out
( 20:51:57 ) Me: why? Because it's open source?
( 20:51:58 ) Me: pwnt
( 20:52:06 ) David: cus its gay and a half
( 20:52:15 ) Me: for your above reasoning?
( 20:53:12 ) David: because iprefer microsoft over any other company and Micrososfts technology is far more advanced, bigger budget, it oown 20% of mac and it deems everything obsolete
( 20:53:37 ) Me: I guess I'll reword what I said before.
( 20:53:37 ) Me: pwnt
( 20:53:57 ) David: I guess il put gravy on my friend penguin
( 20:54:09 ) David: fried
( 20:54:38 ) Me: You still haven't given me one reason you don't use, nor like Linux.
( 20:56:05 ) David: i dont like linux because everyone uses Windows and have been for the past 20 years and no problems have occured (except windows 200 and fucking service pack 2) and windows 98 or 95 is the leetest windows ever and it pwns ur faggoty ass penguin Tux
( 20:56:33 ) David: and thats the end of that chapter
( 20:58:22 ) Me: Ermm, no. No it is not. Windows has had a massive amount of problems since it's release. The only reason everyone uses it is because of it's availability to inexperienced pc users. If Linux came preinstalled on every computer, I'm sure you'd be saying you hate Windows right now. You're just a simple fanboy with absoluetly no proof that Linux sucks, besides the "fact" that "everyone else uses it".
( 20:58:55 ) David: exactly
( 20:59:09 ) David: everyone uses it therefore it is the most reliable
( 20:59:29 ) Me: That is the most ignorant comment I tinhk I've ever heard.
( 20:59:49 ) Me: Linux is, funny enough, much more stable and reliable than Windows.
( 20:59:56 ) David: and companies choose it because for once IT IS A COMPANY THAT GET PAID WITH MONEY>……. NOT FUCKING GETTING THEIR BUDGETS OFF PENGUIN TSHIRTS
( 21:00:02 ) David: windows
( 21:00:20 ) David: thats the end of another chapter
( 21:00:29 ) David: david 2 heathens 0 lmao
( 21:00:41 ) Me: You have failed to give me a coherant response, along with any valid reason besides merely fanboying it.
( 21:00:55 ) David: fucking hell man
( 21:01:42 ) David: cus I prefer what is installed on my comp… if it was linux id learn to like it but overall ,”the company that gets paid, gets laid :
( 21:02:09 ) David: Windows has microsoftr which has all the programs
( 21:02:15 ) David: publisher is leet
( 21:02:16 ) Me: You know what?
( 21:02:18 ) Me: I think you’re right.
( 21:02:20 ) David: hmm?
( 21:02:33 ) Me: Aren’t you?
( 21:02:37 ) David: w/e
( 21:02:41 ) Me: Nope, tool
( 21:02:45 ) David: if people use linuz good for them
( 21:02:55 ) David: what did u call me? lol
( 21:02:57 ) David: tool
( 21:03:20 ) David: I AM A TOOL OF MICROSOFT dam str8 spread the love like a the influenza
( 21:03:51 ) Me: Alright, I just needed to hear that from you.
( 21:04:23 ) David: ww/e open source fan boy SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOZILLA… MOZILLA IS LEET I DONT CARE BLBLALBALBL
( 21:04:25 ) David: balblbalba
( 21:04:56 ) Me: I’m not an open source fanboy. I just prefer alternatives to Microsoft.
( 21:05:03 ) David: i dont
( 21:05:03 ) Me: I rather enjoy Firefox.